10 Siri problems
The iPhone’s personal assistant Siri may be useful for some tasks, but can prove downright troublesome in other situations. (contains some NSFW language)
1. Getting offended because someone’s just driven into you at a traffic light.
2. Never giving you a straight answer.
3. Not finding pornography.
4. Refusing to witness your naked splendour.
5. Rejecting your romantic endeavors.
6. Making a note of things.
7. Making Father’s Day awkward.
8. Denying its true nature.
9. Resolving 9/11 conspiracy theories.
10. But at least Siri knows your name.
