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8 People Who Really Need To Rethink Their New Year Fitness Resolution

Here are eight people who should never be allowed to exercise again. By @Hilary_W

1. If in doubt…just keep running (part 1).

2. And the ‘accidentally folding your entire body in half’ award goes to…

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3. So long, and thanks for all the fish.


Entirely true fact: over 15 billion pet fish are killed each year in tragic weightlifting accidents. If you think this is terrible, please sign this petition.

4. So this is how you get a hernia.

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5. If in doubt… just keep running (Part 2).


That’ll teach him not to buy a treadmill from Poundland.

6. “DAAAAAD. DAD. DAAAAAD. DAAAAAD.”


His parents never came. He’s still trapped in that basement.

7. You’ve Been (Door)Framed.

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8. You can lose weight really fast on a treadmill.

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…sorry, not weight. Shoes. You can lose shoes really fast.