Twitter Reacts To The iPhone6 Launch
Apple has launched some new devices…Twitter gives it’s verdict.
I don’t know why anyone would want an iPhone 6. I’ve had the same phone for the last 10 years and it does everything. pic.twitter.com/DFETZfSZYh
— JamieDMJ (@JamieDMJ) September 9, 2014
“The bigger screen allows people further away to see that you have an iPhone. Never be mistaken for a poor person again.”
— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) September 9, 2014
The new iPhone 6 costs £539 in the UK, or £549 if you want it without a U2 album.
— Tom Scott (@tomscott) September 9, 2014
Yes! This new iPhone is definitely going to fill the yawning chasm of emptiness at the pit of my being.
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) September 9, 2014
#iPhone6 #Apple #AlsoAvailableAsAWatch pic.twitter.com/rahAhJ7Wp2
— TORMNBLY PIACKLES (@Tormny_Pickeals) September 9, 2014
A digital watch and a U2 album. It’s like Christmas morning 1984.
— Christian Talbot (@TheTall_Bot) September 9, 2014
Predictive text on the new iPhone is actually pretty awfuTHIS PRODUCT IS AMAZING AND APPLE IS PERFECT. ALL HAIL APPLE.
— Adam Hess (@adamhess1) September 9, 2014
I want Apple Watch so I can set an alarm to set my alarm on my iPhone to recharge my watch so I can set its alarm for my iPhone recharge.
— RAB FLORENCE (@robertflorence) September 9, 2014
If I were Apple, I would have launched the iPhone 7 today, saying “we’ve sorted that memory loss problem that the iPhone 6 was causing”
— Jason (@NickMotown) September 9, 2014
APPLE. Make your new watch charge using kinetic energy from wrist movements, especially for wankers who queue up to buy it. @Alan_Machnik
— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) September 9, 2014
I’ll make this quick because I’m tweeting from an iPhone, but will the battery lif #iphone6questions
— Moose Allain (@MooseAllain) September 9, 2014
Can’t wait till the iPhone 6 charger is unveiled.
— Nick Doody (@NickDoody) September 9, 2014
YOU COULD BUY 4500 PACKETS OF SPACE RAIDERS FOR THE SAME PRICE AS THE IPHONE. YOU COULD LITERALLY FILL A SWIMMING POOL WITH SPACE RAIDERS
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 9, 2014
They’ve made the iPhone taller and slimmer. Yet more unrealistic standards of beauty. #AppleLive
— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) September 9, 2014
What if I’m wearing my Apple Watch and I reach for my iPhone 6 and the watch hits my iPhone 6 Plus, which is resting on my iPad? Will I die?
— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) September 9, 2014
Okay, if these rumours are true & the iPhone 6 does have an inbuilt cup holder then BOOM – game changer.
— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) September 9, 2014
Gadzooks! The iPhone watch! Just when I got used to telling the time with my iPhone and gave up on a watch!
— Al Murray (@almurray) September 9, 2014
The subtext for every new iPhone announcement is ‘Your current iPhone is awful and dangerous’. #AppleLive
— Adam Hess (@adamhess1) September 9, 2014
#iphone6questions Is it any better than the very first iPhone? pic.twitter.com/wHMHdJJ1oY
— SadFaceOtter (@SadFaceOtter) September 10, 2014
Hopefully, by the time they get to iPhone 26, it’ll be 32″ big, and you’ll be able to watch telly on it.
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) September 9, 2014
So excited to have already got my new Apple iPhone 6. #iPhone6 pic.twitter.com/tni1uhEfcg
— Amanda (@Pandamoanimum) September 9, 2014
They’ve finally released the iPhone 6. I knew those guys were innocent.
— Rich Neville (@RichNeville) September 9, 2014
My home life is easily the worst it’s ever been plus I damaged my penis in a Dyson AirBlade last week. I need this new iPhone to be amazing.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) September 9, 2014
The iPhone 6 launch event: an empty stage. A single, spotlit phone. Suddenly all the doors lock. The phone starts to issue its demands…
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) September 9, 2014
Gosh the new iPhone 6 is big. Almost three times that of a human. pic.twitter.com/DzxUDpwif5
— Tom McLaughlin (@_TomMcLaughlin) September 9, 2014
Apple announces the new iPhone 6. They will also release the iPhone 666 for those of you who are metal as fuck.
— Kyle Lippert (@Kyle_Lippert) September 9, 2014
Hey everybody, forget the iphone 6 for a minute, APPARENTLY THERE IS A SHORTAGE OF WASPS
— The Bath Bird (@TheBathBird) September 9, 2014
I hope for Apple’s sake the iPhone 6 has got a built-in camera. And hadron colider. And a trouser press.
— cluedont (@cluedont) September 9, 2014
Until an #iPhone can vaporise my enemies AND make cheese on toast, I will continue to be nonplussed by Apple’s tedious tinkering
— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) September 9, 2014
Ugh, can’t believe all you sheep fawning over the latest product released by an evil, sweatshop owning, multinational. – Sent from my iPhone
— JamieDMJ (@JamieDMJ) September 9, 2014
Your phone is tiny.
Your wallet is obsolete.
Your watch is an artifact.
Now comes the long dark night of your technological discontent.
— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) September 9, 2014
I wish the new iPhone 6 had a feature that would slap the shit out of anyone who scrolls through someone's pictures without asking.
— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) September 9, 2014
