10 Siri Problems (And Disposing Of A Corpse Ain’t One)

Apple’s digital assistant Siri has a long and colourful history of causing problems – it couldn’t help the Florida man accused of killing his roommate hide the body – but corpse-disposal is just the tip of the iCeberg.

1. Siri: a danger to relationships since 2011.

2. Siri is also no help in a medical emergency.

3. And is also no help for addictions.

4. And clearly needs some work with communication skills.

5. Engage sarcasm circuits!

6. And the judgment chip.

7. Siri also tells blatant lies.

8. Siri also encourages abusive behaviour.

9. “Thank You for the Music”

10. Serious medical emergency, part two.

And in case you think Android users have it any better, they don’t.