20 reasons to be thankful that you aren’t going to a music festival

The festival season is nearly upon us and you forget to get a ticket. Here’s twenty reasons to make you feel better about missing out.

1. Nobody you want to see is actually playing

2. The technicians can’t keep their clothes on [via]

3. The sweet-smelling facilities

4. Instagram idiots

5. The Folk Stage

6. The unexpected reunion [via]

7. Mud morons

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8. The traders

 9. Getting up front

10. The sun-kissed meadows

11. Sleeping out under the stars

11. The crazed groupies

12. The Glamping…

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13. The exhibitionists

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14. Parents that bring their kids

15. The festival dancers. Click to play.

16. The shopping experience

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17. The douche-bags

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The douche-bag solution..

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18. The kids entertainment area

19. The festival fashions

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20. The romantic snaps that end up on the internet 


Whatever your thing..there’s a festival for everyone….