What House Sitters Get Up To While You’re Away

A series of emails* from a house-sitter to the owner, who was on holiday.

1. “The house is fine and I’m cleaning the windows for you”

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2. “You did say you wanted pastel shades?”

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3. “Dude, they just took everything”

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4. “So I got you a cool lawn ornament”

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*Anyone saying “this is clearly photoshopped” will be shot. Just try and enjoy something for once.

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