What House Sitters Get Up To While You’re Away
A series of emails* from a house-sitter to the owner, who was on holiday.
1. “The house is fine and I’m cleaning the windows for you”
2. “You did say you wanted pastel shades?”
3. “Dude, they just took everything”
4. “So I got you a cool lawn ornament”
*Anyone saying “this is clearly photoshopped” will be shot. Just try and enjoy something for once.