Missing: A 23ft Essex Dinosaur

According to this ad taken out in the Metro, Roy’s Dino Diner in Essex has had its 23-foot-tall mascot stolen…


As if that wasn’t odd enough, it also seems the diner doesn’t actually exist. The Metro says:

“The website is apparently under construction and there is no record – either online or with local businesses – that such a diner is based on the B1393 leaving Epping.”

So is it a marketing stunt? A prank? Their Facebook page and website reveal nothing. WE DEMAND CLOSURE. OR SOMETHING.