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Can David Cameron Look Statesmanlike With Anything?

David Cameron has been ridiculed after posting a picture of himself on Twitter, trying to look statesmanlike on a tense phone call with Barack Obama.

 

He failed on the phone to Obama, but is Cameron able look statesmanlike with anything? We conducted a highly scientific experiment with photoshop to find out.

1. Eating lunch.

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2. Reminiscing about Eton.

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3. Gone fishin’.

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4. Healthy afternoon snack.

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5. Consulting a special advisor.

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So, in summary:

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