The Difference Between Christmas Outfits For Men And Women

This Christmas you may find yourself at gunpoint, forced to dress up like a prize twat for a festive party. While the same costumes are available for both men and women, there are some distinct differences…

1. Christmas Pudding – just add ‘sexy’ to the women’s version.

2. Snowmen – the male version is perfect for concealing an erection at an unexpectedly erotic Christmas party.

via mgfancydress.co.uk

3. Reindeer – ‘sexy reindeer’ for her and ‘sex offenders register reindeer’ for him.

via fancydressball.co.uk/escapade.co.uk

4. Christmas Cracker – perhaps the turning point in costume equality?

via fancydressball.co.uk/joke.co.uk

5. Santa – at least these are equally ‘sexy’ in their lack of fabric.

via aliexpress.com/partypacks.co.uk

6. Elf – farewell equality. It’s back to ‘sexy’ for her and ‘rejected Mumford & Sons member’ for him.

via costumebrowser.com/fancydresscostumes.co.uk

7. Rudolph Kini – At last! Borat style underwear combined with Christmas! This is no longer about gender bias, just a general sadness for the whole of humanity.

via simplyfancydress.co.uk

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