Clash Of The Housemates: 28 Tiny Declarations Of War

Living with other people can be tough. The dishes can pile up like a filthy Mount Everest, there’s also lack of privacy and fridge-thieves to contend with. Sometimes the best way to deal with housemates is through notes. Really weird notes.

1. Dishes are like boyfriends. [via]

2. Passive aggressive Post-Its

3. This is still a good idea even if you live alone. (via)

4. The age-old ‘toilet seat up/toilet seat down’ debate. Now with spellcheck! (via)

5. Housemates and their stupid ‘rules’. (via)

6. How to spice up toilet time. (via)

7. No paper handy? Improvise with eggs! (via)

8. A visit from both the Dish Gnomes and the Sarcasm Fairy! (via)

9. Remember to look out for each other. (via)

10. Use incentives to get the washing up done. (via)

11. Privacy is important when sharing a home with others. (via)

12. Do you live with Dictionary Sam? (via)

13. Give your housemates the gift of poetry. (via)

14. Motivate your housemates with a 3D note that references the web. (via)

15. Always include a smiley face when leaving death threats about the central heating. (via)

16. Be mindful of how you leave the bathroom for others. (via)

17. If you do something nice for your housemates, let them know! With human hair. (via)

18. Harness the logical power of a flowchart to get the dishes done. (via)

19. Use a shared activity to bond with your housemates. (via)

20. If you have a good time with your housemates, let them know. (via)

21. If you break something, be honest and own up. (via)

22. But remember there’s a fine line between ‘honest’ and ‘too much information’. (via)

23. Always do your fair share of the cleaning. (via)

24. Make sure your housemates get plenty of sleep. (via)

25. One way to stop people drinking your milk. (via)

26. Even if they do the washing up, chances are your housemates haven’t done it properly. (via)

27. Consider a bathroom flowchart for a positive lavatorial experience. (via)

28. And finally, when your housemate leaves, it’s time for the aggressive notes to stop. Time for an aggressive cake instead! (via)

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