30 Year Olds For Hire

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Following the government announcement that newly qualified drivers could be banned from driving at night without a passenger aged over 30 present, Confused.com is preparing to launch the world’s first over-30’s for hire scheme.

Teens will be able to request a responsible passenger aged over 30 via a special rent-an-adult hotline being set up.

In preparation, the new recruits are undergoing a crash course in teenage colloquialisms.

Requests pertaining to gender, physical appearance or character will be subject to availability.