Twitter reacts to the JLS split
My JLS calendar is going to be a bittersweet page turner this year. I dread the hollow smiles of may.
— Sean Hughes (@mr_seanhughes) April 24, 2013
If only there were some kind of annual contest to find a boy band to replace JLS.
— James Martin (@Pundamentalism) April 24, 2013
Can’t help wondering how Anne Frank would’ve felt about JLS breaking up.
— Julia Raeside (@JNRaeside) April 24, 2013
— Michael Hogan (@michaelhogan) April 24, 2013
JFK: dead 1963. JJB: liquidation 2012. JLS: split 2013. It’s not looking good for JCB.
— Ben (@utterben) April 24, 2013
I’m gutted about JLS splitting up.By ‘gutted’ I mean ‘eating’, and by ‘about JLS splitting up’ I mean ‘some toast’.
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) April 24, 2013
Big thanks to the bus drivers who came in this morning and are out there – doing their jobs, dammit – despite being heartbroken about JLS.
— TLF Travel Alerts (@TlfTravelAlerts) April 24, 2013
JLS have gone out of business resulting in the loss of three jobs.
— Peter Aglingtons (@JargArmani) April 24, 2013
Don’t know much about pop music but I’ve been a fan of JLS since they started. Made a little tribute. Love you guys x twitter.com/OctoberJones/s…
— October Jones (@OctoberJones) April 24, 2013
If you give JLS OBEs, then they really will be jobless.
— Stephen Grant (@stephencgrant) April 24, 2013
Breaking: JLS split ‘due to musical indifferences.’
— Ian Moore (@ianmodmoore) April 24, 2013
JLS have split? Now who’s going to do those videos for pressure washers in Homebase?
— Chris Addison (@mrchrisaddison) April 24, 2013
No, I can’t tell you which one of JLS will have the biggest solo career. Because I don’t know their names. Is there a Keith?
— Ian Hyland (@HylandIan) April 24, 2013
Sorry, JLS. So are JLS having a closing down sale?
— Simon Pegg (@simonpegg) April 24, 2013
I used to like it when JLS would say they were “keeping it real”. By which they meant “still shopping at Next”.
— Robin Flavell (@RobinFlavell) April 24, 2013
JLS should split up more often
— Dark Beige (@DarkBeige) April 24, 2013
My favourite JLS track, of course, is ‘(Girl Will You Let Me) Finger You On The Bus’, from the ‘Vanishing Nipples’ album.
— ncguk (@ncguk) April 24, 2013
JLS may be splitting up, but their legacy of annoyingly wide-necked t-shirts still leaves a devastating effect on men’s clothes shops.
— Mr Wowser (@wowser) April 24, 2013
JLS have split up twitter.com/feintzebra/sta…
— Feint Zebra (@feintzebra) April 24, 2013
Everybody in love – you can now put your hands down…
— The Poke(@ThePoke) April 24, 2013
Very sad to hear JLS.
— Rich Neville (@RichNeville) April 24, 2013
Will I still be able to use my JLS gift card?
— Adam Postans (@couchpotatoadam) April 24, 2013
Does this mean I can take off my #JLS condom now?
— Al Murray (@ajhmurray) April 24, 2013
Teenage girls everywhere are distraught by the JLS news. This is my sister’s reaction. She is 28. Lee is her husband. twitter.com/ChribHibble/st…
— Chris (@ChribHibble) April 24, 2013