Physicist makes breakthrough in the bedroom department

Science News: A physicist from the University of Oxford has stunned his colleagues in the scientific community after making a major breakthrough in the bedroom department.

Exact details of the breakthrough – which will be published in full in next month’s issue of New Scientist – are scant, though the man behind the revelations have described them as ‘profoundly life-changing’.

“I don’t want to blow people’s minds just yet,” said Dr. Colin Braeburn-Pippin, who made the discovery late one night.

“The paper will contain not only my full findings, but detailed diagrams and a first-hand account from my wife.”

Dr. Braeburn-Pippin has plans to embark on a lengthy tour of Universities after his breakthrough is published, where he intends to answer questions and receive a number of sly nods and pats on the back from other scientists.