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New ‘Google Chaperone’ will use the Internet for you

Google News: Hot on the heels of its Motorola deal, Internet search company Google has announced plans for it’s latest service, ‘Google Chaperone’, which involves an accredited Google employee coming over to your house and using the Internet on your behalf.


New 'google chaperone' will use the internet for you
Google Chaperone is our newest and most exciting product,” said Chad A. Minion, head of Google Labs.

It makes using the Internet even easier, as users won’t have to type anything in, or even look at the screen – just simply tell our Google Chaperone operative what you’re looking for and they will read out the results. Once they’ve cleared the search terms with Google Central Control.”

Not everyone has welcomed the new service, however, and Google has had to defend itself against criticisms from various free-speech and human rights groups.

Of course users can easily opt out of the service,” says Minion.

You simply have to never access the Internet ever again – or move to a tiny, remote island that doesn’t have electricity or any type of technology from the last 30 years.”

Google are expected to roll out the Chaperone service globally next month, with battalions of Google stormtroopers already in place in major cities to help users transition to the service as seamlessly as possible.

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