Holland enters a noisy dildo into Eurovision Song Contest

Eurovision News: Holland announced today that it’s entry into the 2011 Eurovision Song Contest will be an incredibly loud dildo.

Netherlands’ Eurovision campaign spokesman Dael Boudewijn spoke of the controversial decision ahead of the competition, which will be held this weekend in Düsseldorf:

“Eurovision is a celebration of what it means to be European, but it’s also a celebration of good times. What could be a better than a twelve inch vibrator twitching and buzzing around on stage? Plus, I’ll be glad to get it out of the house. It’s really loud.”

“We heard the dildo in rehearsals and to be honest it’s got us really worried” said Duncan James from Blue, who will be representing the U.K in this year’s contest.

“It had such stage presence, such charisma and could really hit all those difficult high notes – it’s going to make a fortune in ringtones. The Crazy Dildo is our biggest competitor at Eurovision this year.”

“Apart from the Moldovian entry – obviously,” added fellow bandmate Antony Costa. “That’s a man trapped inside a sack who screams. He’s really the one to beat.”