The Apprentice Drinking Game Bingo
1. To print out and make copies of the bingo card (below)
2. Access to a telly and some friends
3. Some £10 notes, a box of eggs, a jar of gherkins, a carton of tomato juice, HP Sauce, 1 bottle of Blue Nun, 1 bottle of gin, 1 bottle of whisky and 1 bottle of vodka
4. A bucket
You are now ready – follow these simple instructions..
Bingo Rules
1. When you hear one of the phrases on your card – leap to your feet shout ‘I’m SO Hired’ and punch the air. If you get there first – you get the point.
2. Whoever spots the most by the end of the show – wins
Drinking Rules
To make things more exciting why not combine the above game with these drinking rules…
> Anyone makes a reference to a tough up-bringing (drink a glass of Blue Nun)
> Sugar says ‘You lost me money’ (last person to produce a tenner must set light to it)
> Sight of the Gherkin building in an aerial shot (insert a gherkin into a nostril of the player on your right)
> Nick Hewer gives that disapproving, nose wrinkling look – like someone’s just dropped one (gargle and swallow a raw egg)
> If you spot Lord Sugar in a helicopter (all male players must complete a circuit of the sitting room, flailing their arms, shrieking ‘I’m in a helicopter. I’m in a helicopter too’)
> Karren Brady rolls her eyes (all female players must complete a summersault)
> Sugar says ‘Bloody Disaster’ or ‘bloody’ anything (a shot of Bloody Mary)
> In the boardroom someone says ‘Can I just say…’ (give the person to your left a Chinese burn)
> Candidates are forced to run because they are late (the last player to stand must run to the end of your street and back)
> Lord Sugar cracks a gag (all drink a shot of whisky + a splash of HP Sauce)
> Candidate crying, sobbing or weeping (large measure of warm gin)
> Sugar points his firing finger (drink a finger of vodka)
> The losing team enter the Bridge Street Café (you must, in turn, make a highly offensive remark about one of your fellow players)
> During the winners treat (when they drink – you drink)
> Double firing (empty your glass and then another)
Have fun – and do feel free to add any new forfeits rules in the comments section below.
disclaimer: highly dangerous..do not play this drinking game
