Piers Morgan’s body finally has enough, starts to consume self
Twat News: Piers Morgan’s body has decided it can no longer be …

Venus transit ideal opportunity to be naked, scream at sky
Venus News: Thousand of people around the world took the transit of …

April Fools Day Round-Up 2012
Live Blog: 16:26 Westjet introduce childfree travel  - allowing customers to travel …

Rupert Murdoch dismisses claims of staff anger
  By Simon Swatman + Jasper Gibson

Sun On Sunday to be ‘mostly pictures’
MURDOCH NEWS: MP Tom Watson has claimed that News International are planning …

EXCLUSIVE! The Sun on Sunday’s first frontpage
NOTW Scandal: Disgruntled ex-journalists from the News of the World with access …

The April Fool’s Day Awards 2011
And the winner of this year’s Poke Award for April Foolery is …

The Guardian launches fragrance
“We wanted something that smelled like an Apple – the computer, not …