Guardian News: Buoyed by their moral triumph over News International, it was more good news for The Guardian today as it reported it’s first ever profit following unprecedented demand for its ‘worry beads’ reader offer. The Ai Weiwei and Aung Sang Suu Kyi Reversible Worry Beads have been so popular that in the first financial quater of this year the paper actually posted a net profit... 

And the winner of this year’s Poke Award for April Foolery is Google for their Gmail Motion video – with commendations to Marmite, The Independent, Radio 4 and Woof Woof (for their enthusiastic voting) and the nominees were…. Think Geek: Playmobile release Apple Store Full story here Daily Mail: Kate Middleton’s Hen night Caught on the toilet with a blow up doll, smoking... 

“We wanted something that smelled like an Apple – the computer, not the fruit,” says fragrance developer Marsha Welks, “with a hint of free-trade coffee, the aroma of an organic veg box and that warm, intimate feeling of psychological analysis.” Following the launch of The Sun’s fragrance ‘Buzz‘ this week – the ‘smell of entertainment’ – The Guardian today... 

CLICK TO EXPAND TO FULL MAP For legal reasons he can only be named as ‘Journalist F’, but today this young member of The Daily Mail’s editorial staff is in hiding as threats and invective continue to spew from Paul Dacre’s office after their top secret editorial formula was leaked to the press. Journalist F, rumoured to be less than five years in the job, somehow gained access...