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In preparation for London 2012 we’ve updated our Daily Mail Moral Underground tube map to guide the influx of Olympic tourists to over 250 thrilling destinations in Dacreville.
Readers can now get a one-way ticket to Winslet, Wind Turbines and Waitrose or purchase a cheap-day return to Tasers, Traffic Wardens and Twiggy.
There’s a whole new line of cancer attractions...
Russell Brand to star in Osama bio-pic
Osama Latest: With Osama Bin Laden killed and World War Three now officially started, Hollywood has been quick to capitalise on the global glee about some more people being murdered with a new bio-pic rushed into production.
‘Osama: Love on the Run’ will be a tale of two Russells: Brand to play the firebrand terrorist with flashing eyes and a fondness for caves; Crowe as the CIA black...
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For legal reasons he can only be named as ‘Journalist F’, but today this young member of The Daily Mail’s editorial staff is in hiding as threats and invective continue to spew from Paul Dacre’s office after their top secret editorial formula was leaked to the press.
Journalist F, rumoured to be less than five years in the job, somehow gained access...




