Queen Ends Speech By Dropping Mic, Telling MPs “I’m Out”
Royal News: The Queen brought the State Opening of Parliament to a …

MPs to start insulting people in Latin
Pleb News: MPs are to start insulting members of the public in …

Nick Clegg to ask questions about Prometheus in Parliament
Movie News: The Deputy Prime Minister has proposed plans to lead a …

Queen regrets not going to loo before speech
Royal News: The Queen said she ‘deeply regrets’ not going to the …

Boris Johnson ‘accidentally’ blows up Parliament
Parliament Newsflash: Boris Johnson, once destined to be remembered only for his …