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The Daily Mail Tube Map

CLICK ON THE IMAGE TO ENLARGE In preparation for London 2012 we’ve updated our Daily Mail Moral Underground tube map to guide the influx of Olympic tourists to over 250 thrilling destinations in Dacreville. Readers can now get a one-way ticket to Winslet, Wind Turbines and Waitrose or purchase a cheap-day return to Tasers, Traffic Wardens and Twiggy. There’s a whole new line of cancer attractions...

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Are you a bad celebrity lookalike?

Do you or one of you mates look like a celebrity..but only a tiny bit? Please send us you pics via Twitter or email…here’s some inspiration for you…. ◄ Back Next ► Picture 1 of 22 Read More →

Tags: bad celebrity lookalikes, barak obama, ben stiller, eminem, james gandolfini, Lady Gaga, Madonna, tom cruise

Madonna adopts Justin Bieber

“It was the best present I could think of,” said the Kabbalistic pop queen yoga mum Madonna, who turned 51 at the weekend. “So I just decided to go ahead and do it – I gave myself Justin Bieber. Isn’t he adorable?” Formal adoption procedures were launched through Justin Bieber’s management company and by late last night it was official. “Some of my kids are from Africa. Some...

Tags: adoption, justin bieber, Madonna

Daily Mail Tube Map

CLICK TO EXPAND TO FULL MAP For legal reasons he can only be named as ‘Journalist F’, but today this young member of The Daily Mail’s editorial staff is in hiding as threats and invective continue to spew from Paul Dacre’s office after their top secret editorial formula was leaked to the press. Journalist F, rumoured to be less than five years in the job, somehow gained access...