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The Daily Mail Tube Map

CLICK ON THE IMAGE TO ENLARGE In preparation for London 2012 we’ve updated our Daily Mail Moral Underground tube map to guide the influx of Olympic tourists to over 250 thrilling destinations in Dacreville. Readers can now get a one-way ticket to Winslet, Wind Turbines and Waitrose or purchase a cheap-day return to Tasers, Traffic Wardens and Twiggy. There’s a whole new line of cancer attractions...

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Lady Gaga comes third in look-a-like competition

Gaga News: Pop Liberace, Lady Gaga, told of her ‘intense amusement’ today on coming third in a Lady Gaga look-a-like competition in Houston, Texas. “I was with some friends and we were heading out of town to this holistic Ranch-Spa I really love when we drove past this one particular motel,” said the iconic singer. “There was this big sign saying ‘Special Offer: All U Can Eat...

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Are you a bad celebrity lookalike?

Do you or one of you mates look like a celebrity..but only a tiny bit? Please send us you pics via Twitter or email…here’s some inspiration for you…. ◄ Back Next ► Picture 1 of 22 Read More →

Tags: bad celebrity lookalikes, barak obama, ben stiller, eminem, james gandolfini, Lady Gaga, Madonna, tom cruise

Gaddaffy Duck

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Archbishop of Paris unveils ‘Lady Gargoyle’

French News: The Archbishop of Paris, Andre Vingt-Trois, drew sustained and bitter criticism today from media and church authorities alike after unveiling a surprising new gargoyle, sculpted to resemble pop aristocrat Lady Gaga. Watching over the Seine, perched on top of the west-facing facade of Notre Dame Cathedral, ‘Lady Gargoyle’ has sparked a national debate in France, and plenty...

Tags: FFunny, France, funny, Lady Gaga, Lady Gargoyle, Notre Dame Cathedral, Paris, poke face, poker face, Sarkozy

Lord Gaga breaks silence: ‘my wife is out of control’

Lord Gaga broke his famed silence last night over the public conduct of his wife and pop star, Lady Gaga, just as Forbes magazine named her the fourth most powerful celebrity in the world. Appearing on Question Time next to Lord Mandelson, Piers Morgan and Bonnie Greer, Lord Gaga, commenting on the proposed cuts, described the coalition government as behaving “just like my wife – too young for...

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The Church Of Gaga

Bell tower re-programmed to deliver Bad Romance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7tRTBZJk0M Read More →

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Geeks Go Gaga – Bad Romance

two geeks, two pocket synths and a remarkable cover of Bad Romance by Lady Gaga http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJWj8HjX9ew Read More →

Tags: Bad Romance, Brett Domino, Lady Gaga

Daily Mail Tube Map

CLICK TO EXPAND TO FULL MAP For legal reasons he can only be named as ‘Journalist F’, but today this young member of The Daily Mail’s editorial staff is in hiding as threats and invective continue to spew from Paul Dacre’s office after their top secret editorial formula was leaked to the press. Journalist F, rumoured to be less than five years in the job, somehow gained access...