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The Daily Mail Tube Map

CLICK ON THE IMAGE TO ENLARGE In preparation for London 2012 we’ve updated our Daily Mail Moral Underground tube map to guide the influx of Olympic tourists to over 250 thrilling destinations in Dacreville. Readers can now get a one-way ticket to Winslet, Wind Turbines and Waitrose or purchase a cheap-day return to Tasers, Traffic Wardens and Twiggy. There’s a whole new line of cancer attractions...

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Katie and Alex anniversary plates going cheap

Jordan News: Hundreds of thousands of dinner plates commemorating the first year of marriage between Katie Price and Alex Reid could end up buried in a massive pit if the couple confirm their split. “I’m gutted,” said Jim Butler, CEO of novelty plate firm Plates ‘n’ Things. “We had placed a bulk order, we were just a month or so away from the happy event –...

Tags: alex reid, Jordan, Katie Price, will and kate

Jordan changes name to Palestine

As tensions remain high in the Middle East, funbags phenomenon and full-time reality TV concept Jordan has weighed in with a desperate measure to secure peace in the region. “I am changing my name to Palestine,” she announced to paparazzi at 2 a.m last night. “Not only will this provide an alternative homeland for the refugees, but it will bring their plight almost daily coverage in the tabloid...

Tags: Jordan, Katie Price, PALESTINE

Daily Mail Tube Map

CLICK TO EXPAND TO FULL MAP For legal reasons he can only be named as ‘Journalist F’, but today this young member of The Daily Mail’s editorial staff is in hiding as threats and invective continue to spew from Paul Dacre’s office after their top secret editorial formula was leaked to the press. Journalist F, rumoured to be less than five years in the job, somehow gained access...