Wrexham AFC’s new ad ramped up the star quality with a back-of-the-net performance from Sir Anthony Hopkins
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‘The worst 13 seconds of football ever played’
Eric Dier’s weirdly German accent after his Bayern Munich debut may be today’s funniest thing
‘One of the greatest replies I’ve ever seen’
Alex Scott had the very best response to Joey Barton’s sexist rants about women in football
Footballer Joey Barton’s defence why he can’t possibly be sexist goes straight into the facepalm hall of fame
Joey Barton’s sexist rant about female football commentators got kicked into row Z
‘If Art Critics Talked Like Football Pundits’ is a worldy straight to the back of the net
13 funniest things people said about Erling Haaland’s possibly righteous anger at the ref
The ‘worst 13 seconds of football you’ll ever watch’ might also be the best 13 seconds you spend today
It takes 49 seconds to watch this Sky Sports man turn into a train but it’s 100% railly worth it
It looks like this Manchester United fan might have been a tiny bit disappointed with their latest result
This video of Peep Show’s Mark Corrigan commentating on the football has gone viral again and it’s magnificently done
A Swindon Town fan blamed their team’s epic defeat on vaccinations and it’s a furiously funny read
And the Oscar goes to …Fulham’s Andreas Pereira