Strike News: Editorial staff at the Daily Mail turned up for work at Heathrow this morning, coming to the aid of a UK Border Agency struggling with a chronic manpower shortage. Editor Paul Dacre assured Theresa May that there was ‘nothing to worry about’ and that his ‘team of patriots and professionals’ would display the same qualities of fairplay and excellence in their treatment... 

Daily Mail News: Scientists today revealed that the Daily Mail and Mail Online are the world’s longest running psychological experiment. ◄ Back Next ► Picture 1 of 2 Director of the program, Professor Northcliffe, announced sadly that the Mail Project would shut down by the end of the year due to budget cuts. “The Daily Mail was first... 

Strike News: Staff from the Daily Mail are to step in and run the UK Border Agency during today’s strike by public sector workers. Customs and immigration will be temporarily staffed by journalists from the Mail and it’s associated papers – including The Mail On Sunday, The Metro and a couple of people from Loot who just happened to have a day off anyway. Richard Littlejohn, speaking... 

Daily Mail News: Nation’s champion the Daily Mail entered the Guinness Book of World Records today, unveiling Britain’s biggest billboard on the iconic white cliffs of Dover. The billboard, erected and paid for by the newspaper, is to become a permanent feature of the cliffs, bringing much needed income into Kent’s county coffers. “In these times of crisis, we must do everything... 

Technology News: Google take global mapping to the next level today as they roll out StreetJudge™ – a feature which allows StreetView users to find out more about where they live or where they are planning to go. The system, which has accidentally compiled millions of gigabytes of residents’ information by interception of their wifi and mobile signals as well as internet logs, processes... 

CLICK TO EXPAND TO FULL MAP For legal reasons he can only be named as ‘Journalist F’, but today this young member of The Daily Mail’s editorial staff is in hiding as threats and invective continue to spew from Paul Dacre’s office after their top secret editorial formula was leaked to the press. Journalist F, rumoured to be less than five years in the job, somehow gained access...