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Emu to launch fragrance
AFTER THE death of his partner and the subsequent
wilderness years of depression and armchair sports, Emu is
making a commercial comeback with the launch of his new fragrance,
e-mù.
“Rod was my world,” he told The Poke,
“but he had a face like a chewed orange. All he left
me was a bag of bark and a stuffed hand with condoms on the
fingers. This is my route to cash money.”
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