Paul McCartney’s ‘Wonderful Christmastime’ but all the lyrics are ‘The Moon is Right’

Some housemates messaged a neighbour about their dog and the joyous reply went viral

‘He thinks I can’t see him’

‘Customer’ spends time faking 1-star reviews and is summarily demolished

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This woman forgot she’d done an online food shop and it went from bad to worse, much worse

This basketball player had the perfect response to accusations of cultural appropriation over his hair

This husband has a very creative (NSFW) way of telling his wife she’s leaving hair in the shower

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This office does a ‘smell check’ to stop people reading their phones on the loo and the internet’s appalled

This cat watching the vet prepare the needle is us every time we go for an injection

This teacher had a next-level way of catching people cheating on their exams

People are swiping left on this Christmas tree’s puntastic dating profile

This bride offered to pay for a bridesmaid’s shoes and she went for it, she really went for it

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A clever comeback that he should probably have seen coming