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Jack Vashay
THE LONDON literary scene was left in turmoil
last night as an unknown thief made off with over ten thousand
commas and a year’s supply of full stops as a result
the war office has brought into force a nineteen thirty four
piece of legislation that states all punctuation must now
be written in longhand comma you know comma a bit like they
did on telegrams stop fortunately comma as you may or may
not have gathered comma new paragraphs are still in ready
supply stop at the time of crisis comma it is only natural
for people to start using replacement punctuation! however
- professors at Huddersfield University are warning against
it?! as it’s tiring to read;- and often grammatically
inappropriate.
So just who is responsible for the theft? No
one knows but my money is on Will Self as he used to be a
smack head.
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