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Good conquers evil in bloody massacre
Karen Hampson
Political Editor
LAST NIGHT the Forces of Good ambushed
the Forces of Evil and hacked them to death where they slept,
unarmed. And then hacked the corpses to pieces where they
lay, unlegged.
However, the Good Minister of Defence today
confirmed reports that there are still “pockets of Evil
scattered across the globe” and these “will be actively
hunted down like dogs,” and when caught, will be, “drawn
and quartered by the Good people and paraded through the streets
- their Evil guts spilling out over their Evil hands.”
A Good Army General emphasised the need for
vigilance saying, “Any among us could be part of the
network of Evil. Even your mother. Even my mother. Yes, my
Evil mother.”
The Good Government are to publish a booklet
of guidelines for Good vigilantes hoping to spot the Evil
people among us so that they may be suitably maimed, tortured
and killed by mobs. Neutral campaigners have expressed concern.
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