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Euro first step towards integrated giant
robot warns tory leader
Roy Tafur
European Correspondent
ADDRESSING an audience of bemused passers-by
and tramps, Ian Duncan-Smith spoke of the dangers facing Britain’s
independence if the rest of Europe was to have its way.
“The Euro is just the beginning.
We’ll move closer and closer until, in a matter of years,
Europe will have combined into a robot as sinister as it would
be enormous.”
“I happen to know that Germany has
designs on being the robot’s impassive cog-covered face,
and Spain and Belgium are already divvying up the arms. In
such a robot, Britain would be left having to be the clanking
guts! Is that the sort of future you want for your children?
Rampaging about the world looking for fuel, being forced by
your German controlled mouth to eat meat for breakfast! And
I, for one, don’t wish to be piloted by a feisty Japanese
schoolgirl.”
Warming to his theme, Duncan-Smith went on
to talk of the “stream of pornography” rather than
the more expected laser beams that would “shoot from
the robot’s eyes.”
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