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Judi Dench spreads for Hustler magazine: nation appalled but compelled to look

DAME JUDI Dench is to bare all in next month’s edition of men’s magazine Hustler. The eight page “spread” is said to push new boundaries in taste, and is likely to surprise admirers of the gentile, robust actress.

Dench, 68, is better known for stately performances in such films as Shakespeare in Love and Iris than for getting naked, hooking her ankles either side of the handlebars of a red Harley Davidson, coating herself in baby oil and grinding her hot stuff in carnal ecstasy. Larry Flynt, founder of the Hustler publishing empire, is encouraging readers to stay away. “This shoot is not for the faint-hearted,” he said. “Judi is one skanky dame. I’m in this for profit, but if we sell no copies it will be a victory for human decency.” There is little chance of that. Pre-orders for the magazine have gone through the roof. Actors, filmgoers and women’s rights campaigners are unanimous in their condemnation of Dench’s immodesty, but all admit to a certain “curiosity” and that they might “have a look.”

Dame Judi, speaking yesterday is unrepentant: “I am proud of my body. My degradation is a victory for mature actresses everywhere. It’s not every day that ladies of a certain age get to feel like a piece of meat.”

 
 
 
 
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