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Buzz Aldrin: ‘I was the first man to
drop a space chuggy.’
Rick Byrne
SPACE TRAVELLING pioneer Buzz Aldrin yesterday
confessed he’d achieved a first in space long before his
archrival Neil Armstrong stepped onto the moon’s surface.
“Ho yeah,” he stormed, “we were barely out of
the earth’s atmosphere before I had to fire off a pod of
my own.” Still bitter about playing second fiddle to Armstrong,
Aldrin grabbed the microphone at a space memorabilia conference
and launched into the unseemly tirade. “Neil might have
taken one small step for man and one giant leap for mankind
but the first intergalactical brown-skinned mud snake was all
mine, yeah man - I shit on all of you.” |
