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Man dies and widow is really chuffed

AN ACCIDENT on the M40 killed a 76-year-old man as he drove home in his D-Reg Mini Metro. Poor driving conditions, heavy traffic and rain are said to have caused the three car pile up. The man’s widow, Doris Gandool of 36 Tempest Lane, said, “How am I? Oh delightful. Would you like some tea? It’ll be warm, just like my husband’s blood.”

 
 
 
 
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