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Attractive, fit, rich man has average length
penis
A FITNESS instructor in Leeds defied speculation
yesterday
from a group of new acquaintances by having a penis of substantial
but average length and girth. Until this revelation, the group
of imperfect observers had consoled themselves with the reassuring
notion that anyone so seemingly fantastic must have a tiny
or broken cock. After finding that he did in fact have the
standard six inches, the most bitter of the group muttered
that the fitness instructor, who has unwittingly infuriated
normal people with his gentle modesty for years, probably
had AIDS. The group agreed, and immediately set about telling
all their friends.
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