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Experimental diet of tits and ass "going
well"
HALF WAY through his revolutionary new diet
of tits and ass, Luther Herod is said to be pleased with the
results. "It’s just varied enough to keep you interested,"
he commented to our fitness correspondent. "Once you
start getting bored of the tits, you just switch to ass for
a while." However, balance is essential, says Jurgen
Patella, the inventor of the diet. "Too much tits at
the expense of ass can result in a tit delirium, during which
the man will go cross-eyed, pucker his lips and hold his hands
out in front of him like he is tuning two radios."
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