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Calorie counter

 
     
 

Calorie Counter

Tennis on a bicycle (uphill)
1400 cal/hour

Juggling three partners
1300 cal/hour

Watching Con Air
1150 cal/hour

Dragging a reluctant horse
1100 cal/hour

Becoming More Like Alfie
990 cal/hour

Poncing a fag off a jogger
3 calories

Running up the last three stairs
2.6 calories

Vibrating on an atomic level
1.7 calories

Calibrating a joystick
1.2 calories

Wondering why you bother
0.6 calories

 
 
 
 
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