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Sycophantic lacky didn't ski into hole
THE OBSEQUIOUS deputy manager of a Wilkinsons
Hardware store risked his painstakingly-built reputation as
a spineless brown-noser this week, when his boss asked him
to ski into a hole. During a management team-building holiday
in Nantes, Dave Stamen refused consistently to ski into the
hole, which looked dark and lethal. Clearly torn between the
overwhelming urge to obey and the human instinct not to ski
into dangerous holes, Dave (33) cracked after two hours of
relentless cajoling and went back to the hotel, where he silently
wept. It is unclear at this point whether he will reinvent
himself as a rebel, or spend a tortured evening of self-loathing
before killing himself by ski-ing down the hole at midnight
in a lonely attempt at redemption.
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