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Apology

We wish to make a full and frank apology for the juxtaposition of a photo of a battered dog next to a story (The Poke, 7/28/02, p34) about Tony Benn, which may have given some readers the impression that the posh pipe-chomping radical once wounded a Terrier in an alleyway. We wish to make it clear that Tony Benn has never harmed a dog, in an alleyway or otherwise. After consultation with the Council of Publishing Elders, an appropriate punishment has been dispensed to those responsible. A video of the hangings may be obtained by calling 0121 4960000 anytime during a full moon.

 

 
 
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