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Frozen Planet: Shock New Footage
The Poke has obtained some breathtaking new footage from David Attenborough’s acclaimed …

Bieber: “My Tixylix hell at the hands of Dr. Murray”
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The Poke Awards 2011: Vote Here Now!
Thanks to all of you who sent in your nominations for The …

Movember sparks international incident
Two rival Lebanese politicians exchanged insults and hurled glasses of water during …

Berlusconi’s Facebook page
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The Proof: Google knows EVERYTHING
Illuminati Latest: A programming glitch in the native Google-powered maps application for …

Somalis fake oil strike
Middle East Latest: “Wait, wait, it’s coming, it’s coming!” promised a Somali …

Gaddafi’s last message: ‘Why I gave up’
Libya Latest: Deposed Libyan tyrant Muammar Gaddafi has been captured and killed …

Israel seizes Palestinian weekend
Middle East News: Israeli tanks and bulldozers rolled into Palestine yesterday, seizing …

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Chinese Foxconn workers send own ‘message to Jobs’
Apple News: While the world mourns the loss of technology maverick Steve …

Butlins Mogadishu ‘set to close’
Somali News: Mogadishu’s Butlins is to shut at the end of this …

Designs for new drachma leaked
Crisis News: The Greek government was reeling from yet further embarrassment today …

Saudi women get right to vote for men
Saudi News: In the Middle East’s most progressive move since the Iranian …

Billionaire lost track of exact fortune ‘some time ago’
Billionaire News: An American billionaire has admitted that he lost track of …

9/11 monument sends ‘defiant message’ to terror
September 11th Anniversary: “There’s nothing more American than giving Terror the finger,” …

Lawyers ‘hid obscenities’ in terms and conditions
Legal News: Two lawyers who worked for Apple, as well as other …

Fake UK discovered in China
World News: Following the revelations of fake Apple and Ikea stores in …