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Edward Snowden’s Facebook Wall
NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden has been urged by officials to leave Hong …
New Taliban Deputy Has Innovative Ideas About Terrorism, Team Bonding
Terror News: The Pakistani Taliban have chosen a new deputy commander, who …
Newsreaders Assure Public They’ll Be Able To Pronounce Icelandic Volcanoes This Summer
News News: Newsreaders say that have taken ‘drastic steps’ to ensure the …
Ahmadinejad Blames Burnt Toast On Immodest Women
World News: Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has courted controversy again, by claiming …
US Comfort Blanket Industry Posts Record Sales
Blankie News: After school shootings, a bombing, a gigantic industrial explosion and …
Open Kitchen Cupboard Door Eager To Taste First Blood
Accident News: An open kitchen cupboard door has yet to taste human …
Kim-Jong Un In Sulk Over Boston Rumour Mill
Boston News: North Korea’s Kim Jong Un threw a tantrum last night and …
New Pope Resigns After Just Ten Minutes
Vatican News: Pope Francis I has spectacularly quit the papacy, after only …
What They’re Wearing: Pope Benedict XVI
He may have bid farewell to the faithful this week, but what …
US Farmers ‘Revolted’ By Oddly-Shaped Tornado
Twister News: Farmers in remote area of Ohio reported feelings of ‘revulsion’ and …
Passengers Stranded On Cruise Ship To Make Human Sacrifice
Sea News: Crew and passengers of a cruise ship stranded in the …
Pope Outlines Plans For Office Leaving Party
Papal News: The Pope has outlined plans for his Vatican leaving party, …
North Korea To Nuke Itself Until ‘It Gets Respect’
Nuke News: North Korea has promised to carry out hundreds of further …
Pope Resigns: “I Am 29% Horse”
Catholic News: The Pope has resigned, after DNA tests showed that like …
Five Animals You Could Easily Take In A Fight
Everyone loves watching nature documentaries on TV – but in real life, …
Berlusconi’s Legal Team Demands Trial Delay For Leisurely 55 Course Lunch
Bunga Bunga News: Silvio Berlusconi’s legal team has demanded a delay in …
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Israeli Government Keen To Get #TeamNetanyahu Trending On Twitter
Twitter News: The Israeli Government has announced plans to ‘win the hearts …
Abu Qatada Out In Time For Panto Season
Theatre News: Muslim cleric Abu Qatada has been freed on bail so …
Petraeus Had ‘Inappropriate’ Relationship With Drone
Drone News: The scandal over former CIA director David Petraeus has deepened …
