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Obama reveals full timetable of U.S. blunders in Afghanistan
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Democracy News: Burma’s pro-democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi plans to visit …

Abu Hamza to replace hook with pepper mill
Hook News: Radical Islamic preacher Abu Hamza has had his hook replaced …

N. Korea: missile launchers are ‘baguette delivery systems’
Armageddon News: North Korea has denied that recent satellite photographs show preparations …

Protestors hit Mount Rushmore
Rushmore News:  “If these people want to make a point about us …

Isolated cottage is ‘perfect’, says escaped murderer
Property News: An isolated cottage in the Brecon Beacons area of Wales …

Iran invites Israel to inspect nuclear Disneyland
Iran News: Iran sought to allay Israel’s fears about its nuclear programme …

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North Korea suspends nuclear tests in return for Adele
Korea News: North Korea has agreed to stop nuclear tests, uranium enrichment …

Syria summons British ambassador over NHS
Syria Latest: The Syrian government has called in the UK ambassador for …

Argentina blockades tanker ship full of Branston Pickle
World News: The Foreign Office says it is ‘urgently’ trying to clarify …

Iran nuclear inspectors find evidence of Godzilla
World News: UN nuclear inspectors have arrived in Tehran for the second …

Star Wars films to be re-released in ‘Silent’ format
Movie News: George Lucas has today unveiled plans to re-release all six …

Figurehead on Diamond Jubilee boat causes outrage
Jubilee News: It was meant to symbolise freedom, serenity and justice, but …

Prince Harry gets dreadlocks for Jamaica visit
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The Poke fools France
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Italian captain conforming nicely to lazy stereotypes
Captain News: An investigation has found that the captain of the Costa …

Millions unable to look up SOPA, PIPA on Wikipedia
Tech News: A 24-hour blackout by the site Wikipedia has left millions …