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41-Year-Old Man Expertly Hiding His Enthusiasm For New Twilight Film
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Masterchef: The Professionals – The Drinking Game
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David Cameron Ambushed By Intelligent Question On This Morning
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Nadine Dorries To Swap Jobs With Treefrog During I’m A Celebrity…
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Jessie J: ‘Why I love Marmite enemas’
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Salmond demands a separate BBC to focus on Beechgrove Garden repeats
TV News: Scotland’s First Minister Alex Salmond has demanded a wholly separate …

Gangnam Style putting unrealistic demands on South Korean pop music
Music News: South Korean musicians have lodged a formal complaint against Psy, …

‘Bond would wipe with Andrex’ claims Daniel Craig
Movie News: Actor Daniel Craig has defended product placement in the film …

Queen raises concerns about Sharon’s return to Eastenders
Soap News: The Queen has voiced her concerns over Sharon’s current storyline …

Islamists retaliate with controversial film about Downton Abbey
Outrage News: “We know it’s what you British care about most,” says the …

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Punk News: Revolutionary Russian punk band Pussy Riot, which continues to defy the …

Hollywood: Making good films may lead to box office profits
Movie News: The film industry has announced ambitious plans to start making …

Philanthropist with awful taste buys ugly painting for the nation
Art News: A billionaire with an appalling taste in art has bought …

HMV blames losses on musicians not working hard enough
Music News: Troubled music retailer HMV has blamed continued falling profits on …

India power cuts reduce Bollywood output to just 350,000 films per year
Movie News: Indian business leaders have warned that two days of power …

Dentist’s waiting room to get new magazines
Reading News: A dentist has revealed ambitious plans to replace all the …

BBC sports presenter suffers nervous breakdown after ‘pronunciation ordeal’
Sports News: An unnamed BBC sports presenter is receiving ‘major psychological assessment and …