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Transformers 4 To Be Shot In Vertical Video
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Mad Men Now Set Dangerously Close To Era With Awful Clothes, Hair
Style News: The new series of Mad Men has sparked fears that …

Mark Kermode’s Hair Improves The Movies
Film critic Mark Kermode gives us an exclusive run down of the …

BBC To Put ‘The Great British’ In Front Of Everything
Great British News: The BBC, makers of The Great British Bake Off, …

Littlejohn In Trans Pic SHOCKER
Bigotry News: Extraordinary pictures of Richard Littlejohn surfaced on the internet today as …

Sky Keen To Get 3D Camera Into Kate Middleton
TV News: Broadcaster Sky says it intends to get a 3D camera …

Man Not Watching ‘The Killing’ Spends Duration Of Middle Class Dinner Party In Silence
Conversational News: A man who has no interesting in watching The Killing …

Elle Magazine ‘Deeply Regrets Aiding Terrorists’ In Advice Column
Media News: Lifestyle and fashion magazine Elle has apologised after accidentally aiding …

The Poke’s Ultimate Visual Movie Quiz
How good is your movie knowledge? Put it to the test with …

Daily Mail At Least 3 Inches Thicker From Now Until Referendum
News News: The Daily Mail will be a minimum of three inches thicker …

Worker At Youth Club Ready To Impress With 2Pac Anecdote
Anecdote News: A thirty-three-year-old worker at a youth club is ready to …

Piers Morgan And Alex Jones Looking Forward To Lengthy, Vigorous Makeup Sex
Relationship News: After a heated TV debate on gun control, Piers Morgan …

Transformers 4 To Focus On Nuanced Relationships, Character Study
Movie News: Director Michael Bay has outlined plans to feature less action …

Audience At Hobbit Screening Due To Leave Cinema In Early 2014
Movie News: The first audiences going to see The Hobbit: An Unexpected …

Colin Farrell’s eyebrows to pursue own acting careers
Hollywood News: Actor Colin Farrell is said to be ‘desolate’ after a decision …

Leveson offered job as X-Factor judge
Inquiry News: Lord Justice Leveson, who’s 2000-page report yesterday delivered a scathing verdict …

70% Of UK Population Most Worried About Homeland Spoilers
TV News: A new study suggests that the biggest worry 70% of …

Man At Muse Gig Realises He’s Made A Terrible Mistake
Music News: A man attending a recent concert by Muse realised all …