David Beckham to be living statue outside Olympic park
Olympic News: London 2012 chairman Sebastian Coe has said David Beckham will …

Police complain about new Olympic helmets
Police News: Unison lodged a formal complaint with the Home Office today …

Rooney gets over Euro disappointment with expensive, gaudy bracelet
Jewellery News: Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has buried his memories of a …

McDonalds celebrates Ascot with new horse meat burger
Food News: Ahead of the Diamond Jubilee Stakes on Saturday, McDonalds have …

‘Countryside’ Olympic opening ceremony to feature mounds of burning cattle
Olympics News: The 2012 Olympics opening ceremony will be themed around the …

‘Lazy’ Rooney to use Segway during Euro 2012
Euro News: Wayne Rooney plans to use a Segway personal transport during …

Euro 2012: Psychic animals unite against John Terry
Euro News: Poland’s Citta the psychic elephant, Ukraine’s Soothsayer Hog and Fred …

Frustrated Tiger Woods makes love to 12th hole
Golf News: The former world No. 1 Tiger Woods shocked fans and …

Mayoral candidates to wrestle nude in front of fire
Nudity News: Ken Livingstone and Boris Johnson will wrestle fully nude in …

Alex Ferguson to sacrifice child for Sport Relief
Sports News: Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson will sacrifice a child …

‘A new manager for every game’ promises Abromovich
Sports News: Super-rich – and super-bored with losing – owner of Chelsea, …

What I really do – David Haye edition

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Beast of Stroud spotted at Anfield
A leopard-like creature is caught on video bounding across a field at …

Olympic ‘transport chaos’ to be turned into event
Olympic News: Organisers of the 2012 Olympics are planning to turn transport …

BBC leak footage of London 2012 opening ceremony
Sports News: A war of words has erupted between ruthless Olympiad Seb …

Berlusconi to front new Sky Sports football show
Sports News: Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi said today that he …

‘Despite scandal we failed to make cricket interesting’
Sports News: Disgraced Pakistan cricketers today have apologised that their involvement in …

London Fashion Week Bingo!
BINGO! It’s London Fashion Week, and the capital is once again awash …

Manchester to stage alternative ‘drug Olympics’
Sports News: Manchester City Council announced its plans to stage an alternative …