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Suarez Brings Out Own Range Of Sauces
Liverpool have fined Luis Suarez for biting Chelsea’s Branislav Ivanovic, but insist …
The Alex Ferguson Colour Chart
Thinking of redecorating and not sure what colour of paint to choose? …
First Public Swimming Pool Opens That Is ’100% Piss’
Pool News: The first ever public swimming pool made out of 100% urine …
Excessive Gym Use Linked To Being A Massive C**t
Research News: Men who go to the gym every day, sometimes twice …
Beckham in France: ‘I will learn how to play on the right’
Sports News: David Beckham has told journalists he is fully prepared to learn …
Lance Armstrong Now Keen To Boast About Drug Use
Cheat News: Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong is now keen to boast about …
Royal Mint issue special edition coin for football fans
Coin News: Racist football fans who want to throw things at Rio Ferdinand …
Lance Armstrong forced to ride unicycle
Dope News: Disgraced cyclist Lance Armstrong will be stripped of all his …
West Ham to switch to athletics to secure Olympic Stadium bid
Stadium News: West Ham say they are so committed to making the …
John Terry to focus on international peacekeeping work
Career News: Footballer John Terry has announced plans to retire from international …
Cash Converters report record increase in bronze medals
Pawn News: High Street pawn shop Cash Converters has reported a massive …
McDonalds to sue Mo Farah over victory pose
Legal News: Fast-food behemoth McDonalds, one of the principle sponsors of the …
How to recover from Olympic fever: a flowchart
Worried you won’t be able to cope now the Olympic games have …
Thanks Porky Piggins!
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Bradley Wiggins sacrifices bike outside Halfords
Sports News: Olympic champion and Tour de France winner Bradley Wiggins has sacrificed …
PLAY >> Seb Coe’s Olympic Defender
Team GB assemble! Help Sebastian Coe protect the Olympic brand by destroying …
Olympics 2012: The Official Poke Blog
Sunday 12th August 2012 17:00 An important commercial message from Sir Paul McCartney …
Outrage at latest Olympics sponsorship stunt
Sponsorhip News: McDonalds, a symbol of the fast-food culture that has spread …
Turd found floating in Olympic pool
Olympics Latest: In what has quickly become a symbol for the entire …
Rio Ferdinand explains true meaning of term ‘choc ice’
Sports News: Rio Ferdinand claimed the situation was ‘well and truly out …
