Mayoral candidates to wrestle nude in front of fire
Nudity News: Ken Livingstone and Boris Johnson will wrestle fully nude in …

Alex Ferguson to sacrifice child for Sport Relief
Sports News: Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson will sacrifice a child …

‘A new manager for every game’ promises Abromovich
Sports News: Super-rich – and super-bored with losing – owner of Chelsea, …

What I really do – David Haye edition

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Beast of Stroud spotted at Anfield
A leopard-like creature is caught on video bounding across a field at …

Olympic ‘transport chaos’ to be turned into event
Olympic News: Organisers of the 2012 Olympics are planning to turn transport …

BBC leak footage of London 2012 opening ceremony
Sports News: A war of words has erupted between ruthless Olympiad Seb …

Berlusconi to front new Sky Sports football show
Sports News: Former Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi said today that he …

‘Despite scandal we failed to make cricket interesting’
Sports News: Disgraced Pakistan cricketers today have apologised that their involvement in …

London Fashion Week Bingo!
BINGO! It’s London Fashion Week, and the capital is once again awash …

Manchester to stage alternative ‘drug Olympics’
Sports News: Manchester City Council announced its plans to stage an alternative …

Queen learns haka
Sports News: The Queen has been learning the haka, the Maori war …

Arsenal crisis deepens: ‘we’re out of toilet paper’
Sports News: Arsene Wenger’s crisis at Arsenal deepened yesterday when the Frenchman …

Murray’s new detachable jaw: ‘I can eat a puppy”
Sports News: Amid accusations of performance-enhancing body modifications, Scottish tennis ace Andy …

Shetland ponies will race at Goodwood
Racing News: The British Horse Racing Authority has announced controversial plans to …

David Haye follows Foreman into the grill business
Sports News: With retirement just around the corner, David Haye is dipping …

Olympics ‘regret’ Anusol sponsorship
Sports News: The 2012 Olympic Committee was left red faced last night …

Groundsman vandalises Wimbledon
Sports News: The balls were out at Wimbledon last night when a …

Szczesny: fans upset over ‘lack of rhymes’
Sports News: Arsenal goalkeeper Wojciech Szczesny has apologised to Gunners fans over …