Star Wars presents for house and garden
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Earth 2.0 may have duplicate Wolverhampton
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Mouse with ear on back ‘crippled by paranoia’
Science News: A mouse that gained worldwide fame in 1996 when it …

Attenborough will voiceover shows ‘even after death’
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Man claims shrinking penis size due to climate change
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Does your lover fart? Then you need this
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GTA Dunstable sparks outrage
Video Games News: The makers of the hit video game Grand Theft …

Daily Mail ‘longest running psychological experiment’
Daily Mail News: Scientists today revealed that the Daily Mail and Mail …

Still no sign of that invisibility cloak
Tech News: Despite reports every six months indicating a major breakthrough, there …

Astronauts find used condom floating in space
Space News: An astronaut aboard the International Space Station claims to have …

Fears over ‘Twanking’ incidents ahead of panto season
Twanking News: Police have expressed concerns over the internet phenomenon of ‘Twanking’ …

Secret behind ear grown on mouse revealed
Ear News: Dr. Charles Vacanti, who shocked the world over a decade …

Constant pushing ‘does make the queue go faster’
Queue News: New research has shown that ceaselessly nudging the person in …

Apple to sue Etch-A-Sketch
Electronics and software giant Apple Inc. are to sue the creators of …

Sign interpreter sacked for ‘changing the news’
BBC News: A prominent BBC News sign language interpreter has been sacked …

Video games ‘definitely linked to something’
Technology News: Experts have finally come to the conclusion that video games …

Surgical Palmistry ‘can double life expectancy’
Medical News: The Institute of Surgical Palmistry today announced a new form …

The Brooks 500 SpiPhone
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Jobless Jeeves ‘now living on the streets’
Tech News: It’s a heartbreaking scene: the once popular search engine butler …

David Cameron’s Facebook page