Did Venezuela have a curry last night?
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The second coming is going to be fairly low key
Sloth or Pain au Chocolat?
Have you the faintest idea what the hell Gwyneth Paltrow’s breakfast is made of?
Still think guns are bad? You can’t argue with these facts
Donald Trump or raw chicken?
Hackney council made a wonderful response to that ‘rat as big as a 4-year-old’ story
49 of the best British pub chalkboards ever
This woman just got the most ridiculous substitution from Sainsbury’s for her flowers
A hilarious takedown of tech companies with ‘whacky’ offices
Parents are sharing photos of kids who’ve utterly wrecked the place
Musicians’ brains: each instrument broken down into pie charts
How to get subtle revenge on a flatmate
This is the most confrontational text about tropical juice you’ll ever read
Are M&S trolling creationists by selling dinosaur Easter eggs?