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British Weather Makes Chit-Chat With Strangers 250% Easier, Study Shows

British Weather Makes Chit-Chat With Strangers 250% Easier, Study Shows
Weather News: British meteorologists have confirmed that recent weather patterns have made …

Man Nearing Bottom Of Crisp Packet Contemplating Next Move

Man Nearing Bottom Of Crisp Packet Contemplating Next Move
Decision News: A man who has nearly finished a large ‘sharing’ size …

Iranian President Playing ‘Kill, Fuck, Marry’ With New Co-Workers

Iranian President Playing ‘Kill, Fuck, Marry’ With New Co-Workers
World News: Iran’s recently elected president Hassan Rouhani is playing a game …

New Eddie Murphy Film To Be Released Into Landfill

New Eddie Murphy Film To Be Released Into Landfill
Movie News: The Hollywood studio behind Eddie Murphy’s latest film has confirmed …


Festival Announced For People Who Prefer Not Shitting In A Cesspit

Festival Announced For People Who Prefer Not Shitting In A Cesspit
Music News: A new festival aimed at music fans who prefer not …

68% of Middle-Aged Cocaine Users Take It ‘To Clean The House’

68% of Middle-Aged Cocaine Users Take It ‘To Clean The House’
Drugs News: A revealing new study published today claims that 68% of cocaine …

The Yapprentice [ep.7]

The Yapprentice [ep.7]
This week the budding entrepreneurs we tasked with selling gadgets at a …

Adult Woman Actually Riding Micro Scooter

Adult Woman Actually Riding Micro Scooter
Transport News: An adult woman was seen yesterday riding a micro scooter …


Edward Snowden’s Facebook Wall

Edward Snowden’s Facebook Wall
NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden has been urged by officials to leave Hong …

‘Help To Buy’ Housing Scheme To Be Extended To Pints

‘Help To Buy’ Housing Scheme To Be Extended To Pints
Booze News: The chancellor’s flagship Help to Buy scheme to boost the …

Legends of Old Critical of Today’s ‘Total Legends’

Legends of Old Critical of Today’s ‘Total Legends’
Legend News: The ancient legends of myth and saga have hit out at …

Clegg Admits He Started Internet Rumour Claiming He Was Dead

Clegg Admits He Started Internet Rumour Claiming He Was Dead
Clegg News: Nick Clegg has admitted he started an internet rumour claiming he …


20 Invaluable Pie Charts

20 Invaluable Pie Charts
1. The Foundation Of Any Relationship [via] 2.The Reason Why I Update My …

Lego Pride

Lego Pride
Toy News: Iconic toy manufacturers Lego weighed into the global debate over …

The Yapprentice [Ep.6]

The Yapprentice [Ep.6]
Jake Yapp peels the Apprentice onion.. More of these here


Cretin With Guitar Ruins Lunchtime In Park

Cretin With Guitar Ruins Lunchtime In Park
Lunch News: A pleasant sunny lunchtime was ruined for dozens of people …

Poke Challenge: The Worst Album Possible

Poke Challenge: The Worst Album Possible
Today you’ve been imagining the worst album possible then using your mindbox …

Nick Grimshaw’s Lost Listeners Found Cowering In Disused Coal Mine

Nick Grimshaw’s Lost Listeners Found Cowering In Disused Coal Mine
Radio News: The million listeners DJ Nick Grimshaw has lost since taking …

The Guardian launches own-brand perfume

The Guardian launches own-brand perfume
Guardian News: “We wanted something that smelled like an Apple – the computer, …