M&S is inviting people to ‘share their love sausage’ on Valentine’s Day and the innuendos came thick and fast
Marks & Spencer has a brand new product just in time for Valentine’s Day. It’s called a ‘Love Sausage’ and, well, have a look for yourself.
Are you ready for our Love Sausage? Heart-shaped, lightly-truffled, wrapped in bacon and in store tomorrow. Say it with sausages – tag who you’ll be sharing your Love Sausage with this Valentine's Day! #MyMarksFave pic.twitter.com/VPQi4ENnsn
— M&S (@marksandspencer) February 7, 2019
Or ‘supersized pigs in blankets with a couple of fried eggs in the middle’ if you’d prefer.
Anyway, if M&S did it to prompt a certain sort of response then they definitely weren’t disappointed. All they need now is Piers Morgan to join in.
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Morning, you’re really opening yourselves up for real innuendo today with your ‘love sausage’ ♂️
— Bruce Devlin (@BruceDevlin) February 7, 2019
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I don’t know what you’re talking about, Bruce.. – Chris pic.twitter.com/REg5wXBiO4
— M&S (@marksandspencer) February 7, 2019
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I see it’s ribbed, for extra sausage derived pleasure.
— Malcolm Tucker (@Tucker5law) February 7, 2019
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this isn’t just any dick pic… https://t.co/pNN89017kT
— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) February 7, 2019
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Can you do something heart shaped with clams?
So I can share my love clam with somebody?— Dr_Gillian_McQueef (@TheDivineSalM) February 7, 2019
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I’m sorry darling, it looked bigger in the picture. https://t.co/9gdGudHCJh
— Hawksmoor (@HawksmoorLondon) February 7, 2019
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— Ross Lawson (@Ross_Lawson) February 7, 2019
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I don’t know about you, but I am absolutely going to spend Valentine’s Day strewing the kitchen table with rose petals before sobbing alone into a plate of geometric meat and reflecting on my complicity in the late capitalist PR machine #MyMarxFave https://t.co/vNZaz4t4dq
— Hannah Rose Woods (@hannahrosewoods) February 7, 2019
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Hi, I just asked a colleague at work if they wanted a bite of this product and everything has escalted so quickly I have an HR disciplinary at 2. Any chance you can get me some representation because of this innuendo filled product?
— Matt Sandry (@MattSaysThings) February 7, 2019
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I don't want a love sausage anywhere near my eggs, thanks. https://t.co/VnBhLmWsYq
— Yes, I Like Wine Mancino-Williams (@Manda_like_wine) February 7, 2019
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— Thelonious (@TheloniousFilth) February 7, 2019
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https://twitter.com/RitaPanahi/status/1093485538848387076
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Nothing says love more than processed meat ….
— Susan Lee (@mrs_christmas) February 7, 2019
Most people seemed to think this.
Someone in the M&S naming department knew exactly what they were doing and I’m eternally grateful someone wearing beige didn’t stop them from doing it. https://t.co/ZUjETbo1Mj
— Alex Goy (@A1GOY) February 7, 2019
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— Dai Lama (@WelshDalaiLama) February 7, 2019