The Irish Border has explained the meaningful vote – and it’s just glorious

It almost seems as though the outcome of Brexit largely depends on how it copes with the Irish Border, so it’s no great surprise that a parody account tweeting as the Border has been closely following proceedings. With the hard-won meaningful vote about to take place in Parliament, the Border has shared images from the Ladybird-style book of the Meaningful Vote – not available from any good bookshops near you.

This is what it looks like.

And this is how it explains the meaningful vote. First, it sets the scene.

From the Brexiters’ point of view, obviously.

It’s very clear which are the villains and which are the heroes of this tale …

including those pesky Remoaners.

It sets out all the key players.