Your 11-point guide to Apple’s new iPhone(s)
Apple has unveiled details of the iPhone 8 and something called the iPhone X. The X stands for expensive – it costs £1,149.
1.
The iPhone 8 now has glass on the back. Now I can shatter my screen on BOTH sides and stare into my reflection with disappointment twice
— Gabby (@c_gabby14) September 12, 2017
2.
NEW IPHONE. UNLOCKS BY SUCKING OUT YOUR SOUL. PERIODICALLY BLINDS YOU. STEALS YOUR FACE. NIC CAGE HAS YOUR FACE NOW. NEW IPHONE. pic.twitter.com/2uQpdnSLeO
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) September 13, 2017
3.
DUE TO COMPANY PASSWORD POLICY WE WILL BE REQUIRING ALL STAFF WHO GET THE NEW IPHONE TO HAVE THEIR FACE SURGICALLY ALTERED EVERY 90 DAYS
— PHP CEO (@PHP_CEO) September 12, 2017
4.
– iphones have face ID
– apple builds massive face database
– hackers hack it
– someone 3d prints my face, jerks off on it, & mails it to me— Dan Abromowitz (@AnnDabromowitz) September 12, 2017
5.
Is… Apple threatening me? pic.twitter.com/3fPExTqJ4f
— CPUK (@ComicPrintingUK) September 12, 2017
6.
apple: iPhone 8 camera is better than ever!
android user: we had that already [] [] pic.twitter.com/VOHFNNst7I
— koby (@kobychill) September 12, 2017
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— Christopher Price (@topherchris) September 12, 2017
8.
APPLE: The iPhone 8 is the most incredible machine ever built.
ALSO APPLE: Fuck that old outdated piece of garbage. Here's IPhone X!— Ken Tremendous (@KenTremendous) September 12, 2017
9.
Apple CEO Tim Cook addresses the audience at the Steve Jobs Theatre in 2015. #AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/CvWUIRJESo
— Classic Pics (@Classic_picx) September 12, 2017
10.
Hello old friend @SusanKare pic.twitter.com/tpvbH1DyEJ
— Patrick Smith (@concreteniche) September 12, 2017
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new ifone pic.twitter.com/cCIGuNzGEg
— Trump Draws (@TrumpDraws) September 12, 2017